Posted 1 week ago

askprincessmolestia:

Ask Princess Molestia #318


I’m gonna repeat the joke,cause I’m CRAZY.

SEVEN.

FREAKING.

DAYS.

Posted 5 months ago

askprincessmolestia:

“I saw all these Birthday Games popping up all over the net. I finally decided to make one of my own!” ~ PM

24th - Lucky you! You get twice the Molestia!


Haaaa. My brother gets facesat by Twilight. Then again, I get facesat by Molestia, so…I’m still jealous of January 31st people. Seriously, dat Luna.

Posted 8 months ago

Last post.

Well, good news and bad news. Bad news is, I’m not gonna be posting again. Good news, I’m not gonna be posting again. Saves time, I have Dictatorships to eliminate, and I got bored of sitting in my room typing away whilst I know there’s people out there who need a good flank-kicking.

Honoured to serve,

Scorch-Mane.

Posted 11 months ago

ask-frigiddrift:

Hay yeah I’m frigid!

Really? I ended up with Neurotic, Demented, and a ‘Lord’.

Wow, I’m just like Molestia!

Posted 11 months ago

askyourgunrunner:

While you’ve nothing to strife for… I’ve a dream… a goal I’m working for you wouldn’t…. never understand…

you can be happy that you’re living in your cheerful… - colorful world…

you would never survive in this…. my world…

Nothing to strife for? I strife to rid this land of rebellions and murderers.

Hold on… Am I technically a murderer for killing murderers? And who knows, they might have killed MOAR MURDERERZ

Posted 11 months ago

Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don’t even get an anon’s hate.

marcusthehuman:

ask-the-nightosphere-prince:

((Not even Magic Anons :/ ))

I never reblog.

Even a Hobo has the sense not to question me. But then again, doesn’t that mean that the Anons are scared of us?

(Source: infinite-swag-blog)

Posted 11 months ago

Just a heads up…

I’m thinking of trying to turn this into a draw+answer blog, so on my next post, tell me if it’s good or not.

Posted 11 months ago

ponyconfessions:

I hate to admit it, but I have cried over fan-made pony content more than any recent family death. I can’t explain why either. But I just watched a MLP AMV about the fall of Nightmare Moon, to the tune of Florence and the Machine, and I bawled like a baby for five whole minutes after. 2/4/2012

“…What?” - Simmons, Red team 2nd in command.

Posted 11 months ago

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

Zombie Kill!

Update: The Miami Zombie Killer Has Been Identified [details]

ifeellikeiamwalkingblind:

So a friend of mine just submitted this  on Facebook.

A ‘zombie’ like attack which happened in Miami.

I don’t know if it’s real or not, but I’m just glad it didn’t happen over here.

It’s begun.

(Source: biggaydildo)

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago

Reblog and put a "|" next to your zodiac

  1. Capricorn: ||||||
  2. Aquarius: ||||
  3. Pisces: |||||
  4. Aries: ||
  5. Taurus: ||||||
  6. Gemini: |||
  7. Cancer: |||
  8. Leo: I Hm. Only Leo.
  9. Virgo: |
  10. Libra: ||
  11. Scorpio: |||
  12. Sagittarius: II
Posted 1 year ago
ask-nova-kildozer:

ask-mrskull:

Indead

I would probably look like the phantom of the opera.

I’d see a Sharkface.

ask-nova-kildozer:

ask-mrskull:

Indead

I would probably look like the phantom of the opera.


I’d see a Sharkface.

(Source: hibiku)

Posted 1 year ago
Here, have a carrion cannon.
the-kildozer-family-deactivated asked

Thanks.

Posted 1 year ago
Thank you for following. What is your favorite food?
the-kildozer-family-deactivated asked

Dead animals. Especially bears. Mmmm…

Posted 1 year ago

askdukepony:

Wish granted. Whats more awesome than one really bad ass pony? How about three really bad ass ponies hanging out at the same time. I had a lot of fun doing this post, hope you guys like it.

-Duke

Thanks man.